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Amazon Reviews of Feminist Books: Simone de Beauvoir Edition

February 18, 2009 · Leave a Comment

The Second Sex, by Simone de Beauvoir.

2 of 82 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars NOT GOOD, September 7, 2006

after seeing The Guru on TV i got into the whole sex book thing i read all the best sellers from Mars and Venus in The Bedroom by John Gray to How To Get Any Girl Any Time by The Guru

these books changed my Life but in Particular this book was not so great because i and my fiance read it and found that it really was not too helpful and out dated

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17 of 53 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars Jihad, October 24, 2001
By A Customer

I was amazed to read this book to see the origin of the women’s movement. The jihad that Beauvoir calls for in the opening pages actually says that women should murder men. She says the proletariat has always dreamed of massacring the bourgeoisie, why can’t women dream the same in regards to men.

The result is a kind of declaration of holy war. This holy war has now spread to thousands of women’s studies programs whose only aim is the spreading of hatred. This is funded by liberal states throughout the western world. It has utterly poisoned the air between the genders as men are viciously painted in the minds of gullible young women. Run by violent lesbians, the university training these women receive is devoid of anything except the study of myth, and literature. Science and math are male, and therefore left out of the women’s studies curriculum.

The training silos in Pakistan and Afghanistan create terrorists with a black and white vision of the world. Their fatwa is well-known against America.

The fatwa that women should dream of massacring men is less well-known, and yet is funded without question.

Reading this book was a huge breakthrough for me. I felt I had seen the source of my misery in college, and for many years after, as women of all ages exploded with rage at the men around me. They are being made into human missiles by Simone de Beauvoir’s rage and the way which it is fashioned by women’s studies programs who use this book as their koran.

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Showa Tuesdays: The Peanuts

February 17, 2009 · Leave a Comment

“Koi no fuuga”, Showa 43.

Bonus video: “Jounetsu no hana”, Showa 34.  The original song is by Caterina Valente.

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Showa Tuesdays: The Tempters

February 10, 2009 · 2 Comments

“Emerald no Densetsu” (Legend of Emerald).

I love this video.  The lead singer looks like he’s trying to bring enlightenment to the people through the means of pop music.

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Showa Tuesdays: Pinky & the Killers

February 3, 2009 · Leave a Comment

“Koi no kisetsu”, 1968.

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Excerpts from Hana

January 28, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Excerpted from AKUTAGAWA Ryunosuke’s Hana (The Nose), 1916.

The people of Ike-no-O said that it was probably best that Zenchi was a priest, because what woman would marry someone with that nose? There were even those who said that his nose must’ve been the reason he became a priest. But Zenchi himself didn’t think becoming a priest had made him worry any less about his nose; Zenchi’s self-esteem wasn’t so delicate as to be influenced by such a shallow thing as marriage. And so, in ways both subtle and obvious, he set about recovering from the damage done to his self-esteem.

First off, the priest thought that there were ways to make his long nose appear shorter than it was in reality. When there was no-one around, he would turn to his mirror and study his face from different angles, devising new tactics. No matter what angle he tried, just changing the position of his head didn’t help at all. He tried resting his head in his hands, then putting his finger on his chin, all the while staring into the mirror. But he couldn’t come up with one way to satisfy even himself that his nose looked shorter. At times it felt like the more he sighed over it, the longer his nose appeared. When he felt like that, Zenchi would put the mirror away, sigh dejectedly, and slouch back to his desk to read the Kannon Sutra.

When the priest pulled his boiling nose out of the hole in the tray his apprentice began to stomp on it, his feet falling with all the force within them. The priest lay on his side, his nose stretched across the floorboards, watching his apprentice’s feet rise and fall right in front of his eyes. Occasionally the apprentice would look down at the priest’’s bald head with a pained expression, and say something like:

“Doesn’t it hurt at all? The doctor did say to stomp on it… But, well, doesn’t it hurt?”

Zenchi shook his head to show that it didn’t hurt. Because of the person standing on his nose it wasn’t very effective. He glanced up and, staring at the cracks on the man’s feet, said angrily, “I said, it doesn’t hurt.”

In fact, the part of his nose that his apprentice was treading on had been quite itchy.  Instead of being painful it actually felt rather good.

After he had been stomping for a while, something grain-like began to emerge from the priest’s nose. The nose looked like a small, plucked bird with nubby skin. When the apprentice saw this, he quit stomping and said this, as if to himself:

“He told me to pull these out with tweezers.”

The priest huffed a bit and silently left it up to his apprentice. It is not that he could not understand the apprentice’s kindness. That being said, the thought of treating your own nose as just an object is surely quite a repulsive one. With the expression of a person undergoing an operation at the hands of a surgeon he doesn’t trust, the priest watched his reluctant apprentice pull the grease out of the pores of his nose. The grease plugs, shaped like the feathers of a bird’s wing, were nearly a half inch long. When he had just about finished, the apprentice sighed with relief and said, “Let’s boil this once more.”

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Showa Pop: SONO Mari

January 27, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Every Tuesday I will post an excellent Showa pop song found during my time-traveling experiments.  You see, I have this machine called YOUTUBE…

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Lettin’ it all hang out

December 10, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Have you ever thought about black superheroes?  No?  Well, why the hell not?  Black superheroes are seriously baller, yall.  I didn’t know this until recently when my very bestest friend brought the knowledge down on me like justice.  It seems he’s always bringing comic book knowledge down on me, though– like the glorious Hawkman.  He has mad knowledge about a whole world that’s never coincided with mine in any real way, and he uses it for good (humorous effect and social crit) rather than evil (scaring girls out of comics shops).

(My language is all screwed today, I’m sorry.  I’ve just finished reading about 300 pages on socialism and the labor movement and everything’s about justice and solidarity, and it’s all glorious.  Though when is it not?)

Anyway, enough about how awesome my friends are.  Now you too can have the knowledge about black superheroes brought down on you!  He’s taken it to the masses!

Steel [moved] back to his hometown of Washington, DC, where he initially went toe-to-toe with his former employers at the defense contractor AmerTek who were funneling guns designed by Irons back in the day on to the streets and into the hands of gang members. The early days of the comic were particularly refreshing because they featured an African American superhero taking on a real world evil (i.e., the military-industrial complex). These early days of the comic went on to be the source material for a fun, if poorly performing and ill conceived 1997 movie starring Shaquille O’Neil.

Can we just take a look at Shaq in that movie?

Ohhhh hell yes.  (Bonus “lol communism” picture: here.)

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No Knight Rider remix, sadly

December 5, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Pizza Hut employees in India dance to bhangra to entertain customers:

The best and worst of humanity, it’s all right there on Youtube.

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HAYASHI Fumiko: Flounder School

November 20, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Note:  I’ve just started doing ‘modern’ translations again, as for most of the past few months my head’s been stuck in Classical Japanese.  All criticisms/corrections welcome!

ひらめの学校, “Flounder School”, by HAYASHI Fumiko.

The principal of the Flounder School was getting on in age and wore eyeglasses.  The pupils were all amazed at how big her glasses were.

“Well, why have glasses that big, anyway? She can probably see as far as the shore with those things. I heard when the school council met at the palace of the dragon god of the sea not long ago,  she got those glasses from him!”

The pupils were lying on their bellies in the sand on the ocean floor and chatting.  It was fine weather, and even under the sea a blue, translucent light shown, breaking through the foam and flooding in.

“Hey, here comes the gym teacher.”

Lately he’d taken up hiking and injured his fin a bit.  His large fin was wrapped up in a bandage.

“Good morning, sir.”
“Morning, sir.”

The gym teacher, in his red and white exercise cap, came over to the students.

“Today, students, we’re all going on a field trip to the Mackerel village.  Large monsters that none of you have ever even seen before have suddenly come to the upper reaches, apparently.  They’re like flying fish, but it seems they’re huge and don’t move at all.”

The little flounder students began to cry out in excited voices.  Some of the hastier pupils were already floating up, the water gushing past them as they raced.

The gym teacher suddenly gave a whistle, tensely.

“You up there, who is that?  Everyone, double file lines, and swim properly so you don’t break ranks. It would be unfortunate if you got accosted by a scorpion fish.  Got that?  Swim quietly after my lead.  The Mackerel village’s mayor may treat us to a feast there.  The principal will attend as well.  It’s about two kilometers to the Mackerel village.  We shall swim in, grouped properly in lines.”

The pupils of the Flounder School got in two lines rather quickly.  The principal set forth, wearing those big eyeglasses.  The students set out together with the principal, their flat tails a-flutter.  The principal’s glasses were so very heavy that they had to be connected to a wooden buoy.  The buoy was connected to both sides, so her big glasses would sway a little around her short nose, which was convenient enough and suited her.

In the sea, they don’t bring along food or anything at all.  There’s no need for money to pay for anything; they could eat anywhere for free.

The flounder students swam along happily behind the teacher. They passed thickets of seaweed and dodged coral groves as they went.  Sometimes a family of amberjack would come swimming up.  When this happened, the gym teacher would quickly whistle.  The students would surround the principal, flattening themselves together on a rock and letting the amberjack go past.

When they finally arrived at the mackerel village, the young mackerel students in their blue uniforms were waiting for them among the many rocks that made up the town entrance.  When they passed by the rock gate, much to their surprise, there was a large, silver monster with circular, crimson marks on its wings that had thumped down in the sand.

It truly was a very curious creature.  The principal carefully slid over to look, pulling the buoy that supported her glasses along.  The mayor of the Mackerel village was a woman, too.  She was a very plump woman, who had a scarf made from some pretty algae which fell to the middle of her back, almost seeming to brag about it.

“Welcome everyone, so glad you could make it.  This is, as you can see, quite a strange thing, but this is something made by the people on the shore, called an ‘airplane’.  Even His Majesty, the king of the Mackerels, took the time to view it the other day.  Right now, on the shore people are beginning something called a ‘war’, it seems.  The Sharks find it all very interesting, and their whole village has gone to the south sea to watch.  His Majesty wishes for anyone from the Sharks who is able to sojourn to the south sea to do so.  Anyway, please, at your leisure, have a look at this ‘airplane’.”

The flounder students were swimming around the airplane excitedly.

“He-ey, what’s this?”  The plane’s large rubber tires were facing upward.

“Maybe it’s a slide!”

Everyone had come to see this strange sight; there was no work to be done.  When looked at from the glass window, a small doll could be seen hanging inside.  It was so cute that, after asking permission from the mayor of the Mackerels, the Flounder students took it as a souvenir of the day.

When their curiosity had been satisfied, the Flounder students were treated to many goodies at the rock dining hall, returning to the Flounder village as evening approached.  The school was lit up by luminous dinoflagellates.  Everyone gathered in the light to sing this song:

Long shall the land beneath the sea remain beautiful
End all disputes, and join hands
We pray to the God of the Sea, from the bottom of the sea
For our glorious education
For the land we have joyously worked for, the land beneath the sea

A female teacher was playing an instrument made of kelp.  The principal held up the ‘doll’ that had been given by the Mackerel village to show to the assembled crowd from the village.

“So it seems these ‘humans’ don’t have fins!  Very strange, all around.  Without fins, how ridiculous must they appear!  What on earth’s a ‘war’ anyway?  And why do they make ‘war’?  Just once, I’d really like to go visit the land where ‘humans’ live…” The crowd of Flounders all murmured this amongst themselves.  The Shrimp chief of the Flounder village coughed, “Ahem!”, before saying:

“Looking into a world that others live in is like going straight to hell.  There aren’t as many good places elsewhere as there are beneath the sea.  Lately, if you listen to the rumors, the crowds of Sharks that went to the south saw the humans’ war and were killed.  It is also said they will return soon.  We cannot tell them of such a monstrous thing, for those who have not survived from the Shark village.  Let us offer a prayer.”

The crowds from the village and the pupils formed a circle, and from the dark depths of the ocean they began to offer a song of prayer.  As the night advanced, the bottom of the sea became hazy and bright.  “Gosh, the moon is bright this evening…”

The octopi from their area in the next village over used their voices for prayer as well. In every part of the Kingdom of Fish, prayers were being offered up to the gods, so that the gods might deign to take them into their heart.  Even the King of the Sea Bream liked the prayers.  The Flounder school produced a number of interns who came to the dragon god of the sea’s castle every year, but the pupils who returned after a short while were all great, too.

And so it was always a race to do just what would benefit the village.  Although there was no money in the Kingdom of Fish, everyone worked, and everyone got along.  The principal always swam around the school, glasses wobbling.  Honestly, those glasses really suited her.

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She has a dog named Genji

November 15, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Sometimes parts of your life intersect with other parts in weird ways.

My roommates came home from a party to watch the Radiohead documentary thing, I don’t know what it is, I don’t like Radiohead so I’m happier to stay in ignorance. And they looked at me like I was the weird one for staying in and watching a documentary on British Bangladeshi women’s experiences with arranged marriage. We have only slightly differing opinions on what makes a good Friday night’s entertainment.

Earlier today, I had a meeting with my Classical Japanese professor to go over some material I had missed in class. We just finished reading some tales from Konjaku monogatarishu, which rocked, but now we’re heading back into Ise because one particularly useless classmate begged to read the bit with the vestal virgin. What happens when you’re oversexed and know bungo? Hours of translation.

Which leads me to this tidbit on the Wikipedia page for Konjaku:

On the Radiohead 2006 wall calendar, April 16th is marked as “Konjaku Monogatari Sunday.”

Goddamn it, Thom Yorke, do not ruin Konjaku for me.  Or I will come to your house and ruin paranoia and delusions for you– how’d you like that, huh?  Punk.

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